I wish that we could be allowed a greater degree of autonomy when it comes to dealing with patients. Rather than having to prescribe to a rigid protocol or algorhythm we should be allowed to administer a certain amount of “Corrective Re-Education” to our cerebrally challenged clients! For instance….if you should by any chance happen to be prescribed sleeping pills (diazepam 2mg - take one at bedtime) and then feel drowsy, then please when you dial 999 at 3 in the morning do not be surprised to be soundly beaten about the head and body!

also available in ambulance green!